Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Setting: Laundromat in 170th (One of the places I work.)
Met a girl wearinging a goldish beigish dress. She had a great ass, and she was black. Above all, she was hot.
She played the flirting game with me and invited me to some sort of dance. Soon after that I remember my uncle warning me about my father potentially scolding me for not being effiecient at work. When I stepped out from behind the counter I remember seeing my cousin, a co-worker that didn't belong at that laundromat, and a shit ton of customers. Now hanging out with my cousin outside, the girl walks up to me with her sister and pretty much claims me, and lets me grab her ass. After that she leaves and well I never got to exchange numbers, so my cousin trolls me about it. Great dream, I can't believe I didn't figure out I was dreaming though. Would have made the dream a lot more fun.
Capcom has lifted the lid on the fifth game in the Devil May Cry series
Capcom's Tokyo Games Show press event just took place in Japan - the publisher has finally confirmed rumours of Devil May Cry 5, and British developer Ninja Theory is working on the game.
The new game will be called DmC - as per Capcom's recent trademark - and will follow a young-looking Dante. Capcom also showed a trailer during it's press event - look out for that soon.
“Capcom has announced Devil May Cry 5 at TGS”
More details to follow.
Check out the new screens and logo below.
Capcom wants Ninja Theory to explore "new frontiers" with the game according to the PR:
"From its debut on PlayStation 2 in 2001, the Devil May Cry series has been synonymous with stylish action, rewarding combat and a brash, smart-talking protagonist. This ‘Devil May Cry DNA’ remains but is now injected with a dark and brutal gameplay that promises to redefine the franchise," reads the Press Release.
"Set against a contemporary backdrop, DmC will depict a duplicitous world where nothing is ever as it seems and the line between good and evil is constantly blurred. Spurred into action by the promises of a trusted relation, Dante bursts into this world intent on revenge at any cost. DmC will retain the series’ signature mix of sword and gunplay but add additional weapons, all new powers and a revitalised gameplay system as players encounter the game’s devilish mix of enemies and navigate the rich, interactive environment."
Capcom producer Keiji Inafune confirmed it's too early to discuss release dates for DmC.
Assuming DmC is a prequel, it's the second in the series following Devil May Cry 3. 2008's Devil May Cry 4 was the last game in the series, and well-received by critics - check out our review.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
It's called blogger-droid. It's pretty simple just kind of small scale. I'd recommend it to any serious blogger who is often mobile. Oh it's free.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Ladies and Gentlemen. Bois and Goyuls.I want to introduce you to our main character.
I'm an aspiring entruepuer.(That's my excuse for,"I'm too good for school!")
And the looking glass into my life.
Decided to turn over a new leaf today. So I got to work on the company's set morning shift time!
Not a bad morning, except I forgot I had decided to pack my semi new towel in the laundry because
I expected to do it. So I air dried after my shower...
Show up to work, co-worker is excited to leave before the usual 8! (Did the same thing on Saturday. Shit was taxin.) Order a delicious nutricous breakfast sandwich after staring a bag. (Oh that's right. I work in a laundromats. See my dad owns a small chain. Four. He even once owned an actual dry cleaners, the kind that took in orders in bulk. He says he's happy with however I decide to be yet is a complete douche when it even seems I'm about to stray from my ambitions.) After eating I decide to research a few business articles. Even names like Warren Buffett and what have you. Seems I really did wake up with money on my mind. The rest of my day went swimmingly. Thank you mother nature for raining the day away. Punch out round 4:14 due to no fault but my own and head right on home!
Now home thinking about my tangible business ventures and smoking a bowl while listening to...Maroon 5, who'da thunk? And I get a call... From none other than my dad. Now this call wasn't your average call, no no, it was a taunting call. You see my father thinks he's witty when it comes to taking stabs or crying for attention. Luckily for your main character, I have an ace up my sleeve.
Back while working, I had called my uncle who was working a shift. Now my uncle is right hand man tier and shouldn't be working a shift if there's an avalible person. My uncle was stuck working Thursdays because two workers have it off. Me, and some dude with a brown fro. That said, I asked my uncle his opinion on me taking the first five hours of that shift from him. He told me to ask my father. Slipped my mind, but here's a chance!
During our soon to be vocal joust, he simply asks. "What's the life expectansy of a fly?" Now I thought "My this is a random question but that was actually his way of talking me down. Remembering my ace, I sent him a neutral text asking for that extra five hours I wanted. Bam he calls me back like some sort of sorry girlfriend.
And just like that, I showed up my old man. :)
But just because I love you, I don't want you to think I want you to wait for me, or vice versa
I have my own belief system with love
NeverShoutAl 6:21 pm
If I were single, and you decided to say fuck what mom says and dated me. I'd be so down, and I'd unintentionally troll her by being the best she's ever seen.
I want my first fucking million by 30
My dad almost saw his
But now he's about to be 40
I want to beat him by 10 years
And I want to love
I want fucking passion
I want money and passion
That's what I need.
Fuck the rest
NeverShoutAl 6:23 pm
MONEY AND PASSION BABY!
Olivia Sumfin 6:24 pm
NeverShoutAl 6:24 pm
Did you like it?
Olivia Sumfin 6:24 pm
NeverShoutAl 6:24 pm
Would you have liked it more if it ended with me having you pinned to the wall with my teeth at your neck?
Olivia Sumfin 6:25 pm
NeverShoutAl 6:25 pm
Olivia Sumfin 6:25 pm
NeverShoutAl 6:25 pm
brb posting on blogger
NeverShoutAl 6:25 pm
The rant part
And maybe the neck part
But not the <3 part
Cause that doesn't show me being hardcore.
And I gotta appease the masses by being hardcore.
Cause I'm a man.
Olivia Sumfin 6:26 pm
Lol xD how... Er. Macho, of you
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Lina Medina, the five year old mother
Lina Medina from Peru is the youngest confirmed mother in medical history, giving birth when she was only five years old, in 1939.
Medina was brought to a hospital by her parents at the age of five years due to increasing abdominal size. She was originally thought to have had a tumor, but her doctors determined she was in her seventh month of pregnancy. A month and a half later, on May 14, 1939, she gave birth to a boy by a caesarean section necessitated by her small pelvis.
Medina never revealed the father of the child nor the circumstances of her impregnation. A doctor suggested she might not actually know herself by writing that Medina “couldn’t give precise responses”. Medina’s father was arrested on suspicion of rape and incest, but was later released due to lack of evidence.
Medina is still alive and is currently 76 years old and living in Peru.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
But everybody does
I’m no different than you
I just believe what I do
You point your finger at
Everyone but yourself
And blame the ones that you love
Who’re only try’n to help
As it’s winding down to zero
I am yours like a hero
I’ll see this through
There’s so much me and you
Take this enemy together
Fight these demons off forever forever forever forever
5,4,3,2,1 I won’t stop until it’s done
No curtain call,I will not fall
This may be the one we’ve been waiting for
No curtain call,just take it all
I have no time for fear
Or people in my ear
Head down and running so fast
Try not to dwell on the past
I’m fighting through this pain
And things I cannot change
Running right into the flame
Rather than running away
Sweat drips down from every angle
Love your body as it gathers in a pool by your feet
You turn up the heat
tossin and turnin, you cannot sleep
Quietly weep,your in too deep
Friday, September 24, 2010
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For the first question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button TWICE
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…just type it in man!
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE
Opening Credits: The Offspring - Gone Away
Waking Up: Breaking Benjamin - No Games
First Day at School: Relient K - Hello McFly
Falling in Love: Zebrahead - The Juggernauts
Losing Virginity: The White Stripes - You Don’t Know What Love Is
Fight Song : The Offspring - Living In Chaos
Breaking Up: Sublime - Guava Jelly/This Train
Prom: Kid Cudi - Solo Dolo
Life: Eminem - Cinderella Man
Mental Breakdown: Queens Of The Stone Age - The Fun Machine Took A Shit And Died
Driving: The Smiths - How Soon Is Now
Flashback: Zebrahead - Death By Disco
Getting Back Together: The Beatles - Oh! Darling
Wedding: Attack Attack! - Hot Grills and High Tops
Birth of Child: Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction
Final Battle: Bad Religion - Prove It
Death Scene: Breaking Benjamin - I Will Not Bow
Funeral Song: Tom Waits - Tango Till They’re Sore
Richard - “Paper Man”
Thursday, September 23, 2010
“There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.” Ansel Adams
This was a post from a good friend of mine. Her name is Maria Mendez and she (unknowingly) led me into the path a lot of city kids walk, the nightlife path. Because of this beautiful woman I am a lot more welcoming of a great social life. Now Maria is a very “live in the moment” type of girl, always with her smiles and pictures. Recently I’ve taken a gander at her pictures, which of course were taken with a camera I would never pay for. Now these pictures are good. Like..good.
Now as Santa Bud, I figured I’d give her the gift of publicity. Sure my tumblr audience isn’t vast, but I figured those of you who appreciated her photography would reblog and get her name out with me. - Yours truely
(Her site is temporarily down, here’s her FB Album)
Find your passion, and then pour yourself into it.
“Only one who devotes himself to a cause with his whole strength and soul can be a true master. For this reason mastery demands all of a person.” - Albert EinsteinClick the URL above for the full article. Interesting!